Wow! This is the best thing since sliced milk!! -- Sk8R

I bought my latest skates from the trading post! Thanks! -- Knewbie Sk8r

I thought your editorial on skating kittens was gross and offensive. I have lodged a complaint with the local ASPCA
-- Perpetually Annoyed

That was skating KIDS, you moron! -- Editor

Well, I don't think goats should be ridiculed in this fashion also. -- Perpetually Annoyed